Carpet Quote by Woody Allen

If you own a rug you own too much.

— Jack Kerouac

Just just because there are flaws in aircraft design that doesn't mean flying carpets exist.

— Ben Goldacre

My Wife & me are either going to buy a dog or have a child. Actually we can't decide whether to ruin our carpet…

— Green Monk

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or…

— Rita Rudner

I'm not going to tell a person how to think, don't believe in that. What I want to do, when I write these books,…

— Jodi Picoult

Illusion is needed to disguise the emptiness within.

— Arthur Erickson

Everything is an illusion.

— Mata Hari

However much you paid for a beautiful illusion, you got a bargain.

— Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

The trouble with illusions is that you aren't aware you have any until they are taken away from you.

— Mary Doria Russell

Designers think everything done by someone else is awful, and that they could do it better themselves, which explains why I designed my own…

— Chris Bangle

There are lots of things that you can brush under the carpet about yourself until you're faced with somebody whose needs won't be put…

— Angela Carter

There is no doubt whatsoever that the universe is the merest illusion.

— Ramana Maharshi