Absurd Quote by Woody Allen Download Open image ““I can't fight. I was once run over by a car with a flat tire, being pushed by two guys.”” — Woody Allen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Absurd Fight Fight Run Flat Tire Pushed Guys Tire Pushed Wrestling
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
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I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
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