Humorous Quote by Anna carey

“I had no idea he thought he was funny, tried to be funny, or actually is funny until he made me laugh so hard…

— Jarod Kintz

“Sometimes the answers aren’t as funny as the questions.”

— DeeDee Andrews

“It's always funny until someone loses a testicle.”

— Bob N. Boguslavski

“You know what’s not funny? Funny bones. No, at best they are only mildly amusing.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Do you actually state what a pain in the ass I am in these songs?” “Not those words exactly. No.” He chuckled, his good…

— Kylie Scott

“Which made me laugh, of course. If you ever want to get truly hysterical, just get really, really scared, and then have somebody say…

— Kristen D. Randle

“Who would I kill?” I asked, sitting up from him, wiping my face. “Who?” “Yeah, I mean, is it random, or do you choose…

— A.M. Hudson

“Ben starts. "I Spy with my little eye something I really like." "Oh I know," Radar says. "It's the taste of balls." "No." "Is…

— John Green

“You've got no sense of humor." "I'm going to laugh really hard after I kick your ass.”

— J.D. Robb

“Have you ever done something extremely stupid like, oh, I don’t know, try to make a room filled with total strangers laugh until their…

— James Patterson

“Out of curiosity, when do I grow up and become a fullfledged man with a penis?” “When words like ‘hump day’ don’t make you…

— Dani Alexander

“He swept his hand, indicating me from head to toe. "It's like you just broke your seal and slipped out of your plastic wrap".…

— Kat Falls