Goalies Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Doesn Fattest Fattest Man Goalie Goalies Hockey Hockey Goalie Men World World Hockey
You see a hockey player, you'd never know he's a professional athlete. But you put the skates on him, and he becomes a beast. — Junior Seau Copy Share Image
Leon, no offense, but you don't exactly look like a hockey player." "I told 'em I was a goalie. That's where they put the… — Steve Hamilton Copy Share Image
I'm not a pretty goalie and I don't ever want to be called one, to tell you the truth. — Ed Belfour Copy Share Image
You can't get big in hockey. You need to be pliable... they've even taken fighting out of the game, so there's no more of… — Brett Hull Copy Share Image
My dad used to be a goalie. He actually won a bronze medal with Team Canada in 1956. — Martin Brodeur Copy Share Image
A player must be able to skate, have hockey sense, be able to shoot, but not necessarily be able to score. — Pierre Page Copy Share Image
Being a goaltender is not a job that would interest any normal, straight-thinking human. — Gump Worsley Copy Share Image
Francis Ngannou is a fighter that has athletic ability. He's not an athlete. — Greg Hardy Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
The first thing I would do when I saw Bobby coming down at me was to say a little prayer if I had time.… — Johnny Bower Copy Share Image
In my teams, the goalie is the first attacker, and the striker the first defender. — Johan Cruijff Copy Share Image
I have recall. I don't know why or how. I had a guy once who said he played against me in novice [league, for… — Wayne Gretzky Copy Share Image
I don't doubt myself ever, but people that don't know me do. I've been playing for 15 years, and have the most playoffs wins… — Chris Osgood Copy Share Image
I can't hear what Jeremy says because my ears are blocked with my two Stanley Cup Rings. — Patrick Roy Copy Share Image
I think Barcelona and the Spanish national team have been good for soccer because there are a lot of teams that come up playing… — Xavi Copy Share Image
When I played in Holland, I always tried to lob the goalkeeper. People used to say, 'Oh, you're always only trying to make a… — Dennis Bergkamp Copy Share Image
The goalie is like the guy on the minefield. He discovers the mines and destroys them. If you make a mistake, somebody gets blown… — Arturs Irbe Copy Share Image
![“I have recall. I don't know why or how. I had a guy once who said he played against me in novice [league, for kids under nine], for the Detroit Lasers. And I said, "Oh yeah, we beat you in the tournament, 8-1 and I think I scored seven goals, and the goalie was left-handed." And he was, "Oh my…” quote by Wayne Gretzky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/40b/wayne-gretzky-4019_beats_i-have-recall-i-don-t-know-why-or-how-i_162222.jpg)
