Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image ““It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.”” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
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Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
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When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
