Fall Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fall Forests Fun Funny Humor Ifs Tree Trees
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, doesn't it just lie there and rot? — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
They don�t fall fall from the tree and they don�t drop not when you�re counting or maybe that�s my sweet philosophy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. — Lizz Wright Copy Share Image
When most people see a tree, they don't see a tree at all. They see an idea that they have developed of what a… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care? — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
“If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” — George Berkeley Copy Share Image
Some, can see the forest through the trees. Others, only a single tree, and sadly, some, only the dirt at their feet. — Eric Nickel Copy Share Image
“if a tree falls in love with the forest but doesn't make a sound, will the forest ever hear it” — Jomny Sun Copy Share Image
“Does a falling tree in the forest make a sound when there is no one to hear?” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
To me, trees are living beings and they have their own sort of personalities. — Jane Goodall Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Some people still believe you should just fall in line with what's going on - and that's scary. It makes a mockery of freedom… — Emily Robison Copy Share Image
Two things revolutionised life: moving to the countryside and falling in love. — Nick Love Copy Share Image
“When you jump, all you're going to do is fall. But leaping? Leaping is when you think there's something on the other side.” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
I understand that it's the music that keeps me alive... That's my lifeblood. And to give that up for, like, the TV, the cars,… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
To hurry through the rise and fall of a fine, full sentence is like defying the role of time in human life. — Kenneth Clark Copy Share Image
Many Republicans have always reminded me of professional WWF wrestlers. They come into the ring all pumped up and acting like they're invincible and… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
“We will all, at some point in our lives, fall. Every single one of us. We shouldn't spend our time trying to avoid falling.… — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
I am attracted to looking at the different things language can mean even in one sometimes quite ordinary utterance. Writing is partly about listening… — Rae Armantrout Copy Share Image
We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that.… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
How wonderful it would be to scatter words as they rise to consciousness, to let them lie where they fall. — Joanna Scott Copy Share Image
My life is a crystal teardrop. There are snowflakes falling in the teardrop and little figures trudging in slow motion. — Joan Baez Copy Share Image
When I was 13, I began relaxing my hair, and that meant when I turned 18 it began to crack and fall off, and… — Soledad O'Brien Copy Share Image