Arrested Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Arrested Karaoke Lips
My arrest was on every bloody TV set. The other prisoners all knew who I was and asked me to sing. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
I got arrested once on stage in Memphis for looking too much like Liza Minnelli. — David Johansen Copy Share Image
I was in college and got arrested. It was a real scare for me/wake-up call/'Man, you better do something with your life 'cause you… — Lil Yachty Copy Share Image
I was arrested on graduation night for breaking and entering into the high school. — Gillian Anderson Copy Share Image
Faced with ostracization at school and confinement at home, I turned to karaoke. — Jenny Zhang Copy Share Image
I've been arrested many times for illegal high wire walking and illegal street performing. — Philippe Petit Copy Share Image
One time I was singing along with a boy that looked like me in the crowd and he pushed away the mic and started… — Davey Havok Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Impulse arrested spills over, and the flood is feeling, the flood is passion, the flood is even madness. — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
a TEN-YEAR-OLD lad in Indianapolis who was arrested for picking up coal along the side of railroad tracks is now in jail. If the… — Mother Jones Copy Share Image
Fame is like a big eraser. It's strange, now that I'm famous. In my parents' opinion, all the shitty things - all the wreckage… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
When men are arrested without any legal basis and for political reasons, it's merely a routine, everyday occurrence in Russia, and hardly anyone has… — Alexei Navalny Copy Share Image
Helen Crawfurd and the Women's Peace Crusade, made a march on the City Chambers, distributing an illegal leaflet in front of police and even… — Willie Gallacher Copy Share Image
I just put myself in a hotel and was smoking coke for a while. Then I met up with the wrong people. I ended… — Marc Wallice Copy Share Image
My father was pretty independent. He was - he was arrested once in Nashville when he was on one of his sales trips because… — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
On my recent trip to the Mexico border, Border Patrol agents in California told me they have arrested the same coyotes 20 times, but… — Ric Keller Copy Share Image
I'd been arrested many times by then. I'd been an organizer, so many things had changed over those three years [from 1965 till 1968]. — Bill Ayers Copy Share Image
You know, back in the 1950s and '60s, when J. Edgar Hoover was making the FBI the respected organization it used to be, oftentimes… — Howie Carr Copy Share Image
