Beautiful Quote by Steven Wright

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some…

— Steven Wright

“I got to my place late one night. I was really beat. Getting that key out and into the door was about the last…

— Charles Bukowski

A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As…

— MlY AB

Then they gave me a loaf of bread and told me to walk through the forest and give some to anyone who asked. I…

— Patricia C. Wrede

“I squeezed through a horde of gum-snapping girls I recognized as seniors from my school. “He did not say that!” “Yes, he did! And…

— Kim Harrington

Waitress asked, 'Can I get you guys something to drink?' I'm alone. She giggled at her flub. I solemnly said, 'She's only been gone…

— Kevin Pereira

“Elizabeth went from stand to stand as if I wasn't there, exchanging cash for heavy bags of produce: pink-and-white-striped beans, tan-colored pumpkins with long…

— Vanessa Diffenbaugh

Once, an unkempt, elderly woman came into the pawn shop. She appeared homeless, and she insisted on seeing every piece of expensive jewelry in…

— Rick Harrison

“I love my passengers. I remember one woman in particular--a senior who had gotten on my bus. She seemed completely lost. She said she…

— Dave Isay

And when I smiled, 'Bing!' I almost blinded her. She said, 'Great Scot, are you a thief? Seems like you have a mouth full…

— Slick Rick

A man yells at his wife "pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "should I pack for the…

— Anonymous

Suddenly the drunken sweetheart appeared out of my door. She drank a cup of ruby wine and sat by my side. Seeing and holding…

— Rumi