Guy Quote by Shawn Burr

I have an excellent body, not an extra gram of fat. A washboard stomach.

— Alexander Ovechkin

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call it The Situation.

— Anonymous

“I’ve got washboard abs. Go ahead, get rid of your dishwasher.”

— Jarod Kintz

I genuinely had to throw my clothes out, since my shoulders are too big and my waist is too small. Everything just doesn't fit…

— Henry Cavill

My abs are so ripped up they're called 'The Situation.'

— Michael Sorrentino

Mine doesn't even know there is laundry. It just magically gets done.

— Mila Kunis

I even have abdominal fat.

— Patricio Freire

I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not.

— Richard Griffiths

I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower body garments I own that still fit me comfortably are towels.

— Dave Barry

I have a healthy amount of belly going on.

— Brian Quinn

I do wear kind of like a homemade-type girdle after I had the babies, for six weeks, and I'm wrapped so damn tight for…

— Kim Zolciak-Biermann

I tell myself that after four children my belly is already so stretched and flabby that I have to do origami to get my…

— Ayelet Waldman