Administrators Quote by Scott Adams

“As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.”

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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

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Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.

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Ideas are worthless, execution is everything.

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For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.

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“Failure always brings something valuable with it. I don’t let it leave until I extract that value.”

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The longer you verk here, diverse it gets.

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“On all the important stuff, we are emotional creatures who make decisions first and rationalize them after the fact.”

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