Humour Quote by Michael W. Lucas

Trying to control information in the network age is about as successful as pissing into the wind.

— Keith Henson

“nIn all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate…

— John C. Dvorak

Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.

— Eric Sevareid

“The Internet is transient. Information can be removed with a couple of mouse-clicks; it is an Orwellian dream. We have been advised, by people…

— G.R. Reader

“What I do know about networking is this: It is an essential and continuous activity. You control the effort - but not the outcome.…

— J. Kelly Hoey

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on…

— Scott Adams

“Networking turns to spam when you stop interacting. Networking is a dialog.”

— Donna Huber

The hackers don't want to destroy the network. They want to keep it running, so they can keep making money from it.

— Vinton Cerf

“THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER MISUSE OF THIS CHANNEL. YOU ARE DISTURBING OTHERS WHO ARE USING IT TO SERIOUS PURPOSE. ACCESS WILL BE RESTORED…

— Dan Simmons

“The Internet is an excellent invention for people with nothing better to do, and people with something better to do who nonetheless don't want…

— Amanda Sledz

“A COnNeCtworker is a networker that Considers Others’ Needs Continually.”

— Michele Jennae

“(Computers aren’t as powerful as most people think; running even a small and rather stupid intern can really bog down a server.)”

— Charles Stross