Funny Quote by Russell Howard Download Open image “Have you ever thought about letting Cheesus into your Life?” — Russell Howard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Life
Not really, but after that I think about how I could kill him while he slept if I really wanted to, and then I… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Have you ever wanted something so badly that you would do anything, believe anything in order to acquire it? — Lorraine Heath Copy Share Image
I never wanted to, but had to leave my family in search of a better life. I had to leave to make a better… — Superman Copy Share Image
Are you living everyday so that even if the end were to come you’d have to regrets? — Ai Yazawa Copy Share Image
Do you know anyone who would - secretly, sincerely, in his innermost self - really prefer to return to childhood? — Anita Desai Copy Share Image
Yes, I could have made some different choices in life but I didn what I did, both good and bad and I am not… — Life Copy Share Image
The truth is, I hoped the cure would dislike me. I tried to think of disagreeable things to say to him -- I could… — Andre Gide Copy Share Image
It has been a wonderful life for me. It's just been a blessing. I can't say I would have done it any other way.… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
Have you ever had a single moment's thought about my responsibilities? — Stanley Kubrick Copy Share Image
I could never accept life as it was, I could never gobble down all its poisons bu there were parts, tenuous magic parts open… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I have but shadowed forth my intense longing to lose myself in the Eternal and become merely a lump of clay in the Potter's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm trying to write a film with my friend. I'd love to get the thrill of speaking actors making my work even funnier. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I always found it strange, when I went round to other people's houses for tea and that, how strict their parents were. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
It's a bit of a cliche but throughout London, even in places like Notting Hill, you'll see utter luxury alongside council flats - it… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
The British Museum is great for seeing how excellent we were at stealing things. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
If I was to get into Twitter I'd expose myself to people who adore me or people who absolutely hated me. Neither of those… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
There's a club called Headliners in Chiswick where I do a lot of my warmups for tours. For me it's a nice 'big-small' room:… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Mumbai was magical, which I was really surprised by, and I got an insight into the world of Bollywood while hanging out with some… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
It's just a joy travelling with your job. You get to wander around these interesting cities and then things happen or you observe things… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
