Comedy Quote by Ron White Download Open image “The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.” — Ron White ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Humor Live Only Stay Way
I enjoy doing all kinds of roles, but I don't want to be restricted to comedy alone. — Paresh Rawal Copy Share Image
I live for comedy. I've been doing it for such a long time. Comedy is hard in itself. — Victoria Justice Copy Share Image
The kinds of shows that seem to work now, the comedy shows, are those which require very little attention. They're superficial and I like… — Mary Tyler Moore Copy Share Image
To do my show, I'm always in every scene and it's very physical comedy, and even to motivate to want to work at all… — Faith Ford Copy Share Image
It is really hard to do comedy; it takes a lot of energy and focus. It's rather like music: It's a lot of hitting… — Christine Baranski Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian, and I like to work on my live show, and if I'm doing television, I don't have time to work on… — Ron White Copy Share Image
Doing comedy is very difficult and if you do it perfectly you can do any kind of roles. — Brahmanandam Copy Share Image
One of the great things about being on a show for a long period of time is watching the show evolve. A friend told… — John Swihart Copy Share Image
Comedy is quite difficult, you have to be able to have fun and portray that sense of fun to the audience watching you. — Maureen O'Hara Copy Share Image
We built our reputation for live shows and we've kept ourselves busy enough to stay sharp. — B-Real Copy Share Image
The kinds of shows that seem to work now, the comedy shows, are those which require very little attention. They're superficial and I like… — Mary Tyler Moore Copy Share Image
Any time someone achieves success before they've earned it, it always comes back to haunt them. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I BELIEVE THAT IF LIFE GIVES U LEMONS U SHOULD MAKE A LEMONADE...AND TRY TO FIND SOMEONE WHOSE LIFE HAS GIVEN THEM VODKA,AND JUST… — RON WHITE Copy Share Image
I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm… — Ron White Copy Share Image
When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable - onstage, talking, making 'em laugh… — Ron White Copy Share Image
There's no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don't exist. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I don't like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that's the stuff that made… — Ron White Copy Share Image
Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever - plumbers and drywall hangers. — Ron White Copy Share Image
All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else I could… — Ron White Copy Share Image
In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill… — Ron White Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
