Ankles Quote by Phyllis Diller Download Open image “My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.” — Phyllis Diller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ankles Broke Car Gloves My sister Promiscuous Sex
I was on my way to fetch my little sister from school when I met with an accident. A bike which was at a… — Shakti Mohan Copy Share Image
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
On a 60-mile trek with a 200-kg. bergen on my back, I felt my ankle break. Some might have given up. I broke my… — Ant Middleton Copy Share Image
I broke my left arm when I was 8, at a friend's house, when we were jumping off a balcony and throwing down dunks. — Josh Rosen Copy Share Image
People need to understand when I blew out my ankle, I tore everything in it that you couldn't have surgery for. — Kelsey Plum Copy Share Image
My sister saved me from drowning. I shouted at her because she pulled me out of the pool and hurt my arm. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I've broken my wrist, dislocated toes and shoulders, gotten stitches, you name it. However, the worst was a severely bruised femur. I got body… — Robbie Amell Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If life were like a competitive race, some people would be given a flying start and others would line up with weights tied to… — Mardy Grothe Copy Share Image
The sugar maple is remarkable for its clean ankle. The groves of these trees looked like vast forest sheds, their branches stoppingshort at a… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
I'm pretty cautious and not very athletic, so I've only had really dumb injuries, like sprained ankles and allergic reactions. I did have to… — Mara Wilson Copy Share Image
I've broken all my fingers, I've broken my hand, ribs, ankles... everything, I've broken everything. — Sky Blu Copy Share Image
Never walk near the bed; to a ghost your ankle is your most vulnerable part-once in bed, you're safe; he may lie around under… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
A tall blonde entered the room, wearing a yellow sash that marked her as advocate. Two men followed her, carrying papers. She was lean… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
We're told cars cause pollution. A hundred years ago city streets were ankle deep in horse excrement. What kind of pollution do you want?… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
In the past five weeks I've trained hard, trying to get my ankle back to where I want it to be — Andrew Flintoff Copy Share Image
It isn't a coincidence that governments everywhere want to educate children. Government education, in turn, is supposed to be evidence of the state's goodness… — Llewellyn Rockwell Copy Share Image
Doctor." Gideon set one ankle on the opposite knee and settled back, creating a picture of unyielding decisiveness. "The only way I'm keeping my… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
