Bed Quote by Phyllis Diller

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.

— Phyllis Diller

Fang: When do I get out of here? Max: They say a week. Fang: So, like, tomorrow? Max: That's what I'm thinking.

— James Patterson

Actually, I'd already briefed him, early this morning. Since we were up at six. Since, at six, the nurse had been overcome with the…

— James Patterson

If Fang is in any way harmed while I'm gone-if he gets a hangnail-you won't see another morning. Are we clear on that?

— James Patterson

fang will be the first to die

— James Patterson

Fang was going to kill me. And after I was dead, he would kill me again.

— James Patterson

Only one hour in a day is more pleasurable than the hour spent in bed with a book before going to sleep, and that…

— Rose Macaulay

Only one hour in the normal day is more pleasurable than the hour spent in bed with a book before going to sleep, and…

— Anonymous

Whenever Rod has four of five days off, he'll be bouncing off the walls with boredom.

— Penny Lancaster

It's okay, Ig." said Fang. "Just give it your best shot." Sometimes the Fangster is incredibly supportive, just not with me.

— James Patterson

It's probably a twelve-day. He needs two days to wake up.

— Michael Jordan

They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another.

— Rodney Dangerfield