Comedy Quote by Phoebe Robinson

A stand-up act is almost like a pool. You know what I mean? It's like a pool, and you're always skimming little leaves out…

— Pete Holmes

Stand-up comedy is something that you have to strive to do, multiple times a night, every night, to be good.

— Ali Wong

Late night is no different than making a film, really, except that it's faster, and if you do a crap one, you can do…

— Craig Ferguson

To be home for story time is brilliant. Even if after 14 hours of filming you're exhausted and just want to fall into bed.

— Kris Marshall

Stand-up comedy is a really lonely profession: you 'perform for 2000 people, then you go to a hotel room by yourself and stare at…

— Anh Do

Friday Night Lights is really a dream.

— Connie Britton

Stand-up comedy seems like a terrifying thing. Objectively. Before anyone has done it, it seems like one of the most frightening things you could…

— John Oliver

I have this fantasy of relaxing and doing nothing. But I'm obviously very passionate about stand-up comedy. I mean, I keep doing it. So…

— Ali Wong

My big dream is to be a late-night host, but it's like, what does that even mean?

— David Dobrik

One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up.

— Paris Hilton

I'm doing a lot of stand-up, but not like when you're living in New York and you can do three sets a night and…

— Sarah Silverman

The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is…

— Jimmy Kimmel