There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“To all the secret writers, late-night painters, would-be singers, lapsed and scared artists of every stripe, dig out your paintbrush, or your… — Shauna Niequist Copy Share Image
Love makes you a singer love makes you a poet love makes you a fighter love makes you a forgiver love makes… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
All the small things True care, truth brings I'll take one lift Your ride best trip Always I know You'll be at… — Blink 182 Copy Share Image
I can't tell you how many fights I've seen late night at Waffle Houses. I've not been in one myself. — Uncle Kracker Copy Share Image
“Love is warmth. It’s the inside jokes. It’s the reassuring touch. It’s the late night talks. It’s the finding of common interests.… — Nessie Q Copy Share Image
I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch… — Andy Milonakis Copy Share Image
My big dream is to be a late-night host, but it's like, what does that even mean? — David Dobrik Copy Share Image
Writing is what's important to me, and anything that helps me do that - or enhances and prolongs and deepens and sometimes… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Life's Highs... 1. Laughing hysterically 2. Dancing your heart out 3. Star gazing 4. Shopping 5. Going to the beach 6. Listening… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you succumb to the temptation of using violence in the struggle, unborn generations will be the recipients of a long and… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
About a year after I moved to Los Angeles, I decided I wanted to be a joke writer for a late night… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
It's all about the crowd and what type of event I am DJing. If it's a corporate party, I keep things upbeat… — Hannah Bronfman Copy Share Image
“Cut me own throat had drifted off and was doing business with those late night revelers who were too drunk to prevent… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
When I ask people what they think of when they hear the term 'cerebral palsy,' I usually get one of two responses.… — Maysoon Zayid Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want to take the late night subway in the U.S. or go for a late night stroll in the U.K.… — Sanam Saeed Copy Share Image
There is no late-night comedy. You watch comedy, you watch whenever you want to tune on. You can it in the middle… — George Schlatter Copy Share Image
When we developed the 'Seinfeld' show, we took a bet on Jerry Seinfeld, who was not a household name. But Jerry had… — Warren Littlefield Copy Share Image
I used to hangout with her, that became spending time. I used to be the friend, we became closer. I used to… — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
My criticisms of late-night TV blew up some old friendships and sparked some new ones. — Nell Scovell Copy Share Image
I'm not really a late night guy. I used to be when I was younger. — Sergio Marchionne Copy Share Image
There's nothing terribly wrong with The November Man in a serviceable late-night cable TV sort of way but neither is there anything… — James Berardinelli Copy Share Image
“He ran the back of his fingers along her cheek. “Being with you this weekend made me realize how much I actually… — Jessica Jayne Copy Share Image
Every president becomes a caricature. The press, partisans, late-night shows, and other arbiters of our culture these days boil down complicated and… — Mark McKinnon Copy Share Image
With a lot of those 'S.N.L.' shorts, we would do them just as we wanted to do them and then beep out… — Akiva Schaffer Copy Share Image
