Comedy Quote by Paul Rudd

Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're really flat…

— Paul Reubens

I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out.

— Marc Maron

I understand, a joke can fall flat, I can't always hit them out of the park and I can apologize when I hurt anyone's…

— Dorit Kemsley

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

— Norman Wisdom

I love jokes, but God, jokes can go so wrong. I have stayed up many nights thinking, "F**k. I can't believe I made that…

— Drew Barrymore

It's very gratifying sometimes to make yourself the butt of the joke because it bursts your bubble.

— John Bishop

I'm pretty laid-back in real life. I just love hanging with my friends and making jokes. The jokes don't stop - literally, all day.

— The Weeknd

I'm a comedian and there are a lot of things I'm still learning. I love one liners because I love smart jokes. I also…

— Anthony Jeselnik

I have tons of jokes with moments in them over the years in stand-up that don't get a laugh but I love them so…

— John Mulaney

I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me to write…

— Chris D'Elia

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

— Brad Garrett

I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke.

— Don Rickles