Always Quote by Dorit Kemsley

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's…

— Jeff Ross

When I make a mistake I'm not the type who gets angry if someone says something, I like to joke about it.

— Matthijs de Ligt

I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny.

— Kevin Dillon

People feel like using the word 'joke' removes responsibility for the hurt their words may cause. It doesn't; in fact, it may make things…

— Franchesca Ramsey

I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make…

— Kathy Griffin

If people get their feelings hurt from jokes, then they are too delicate to be in society.

— Ralphie May

Even if you're not having a bad day, someone else is...sometimes, just saying a funny joke to them can make them better.

— Naquitta Faith

Never take someone's feelings as a joke. You never know how much that shit hurt!

— Bismark Frimpong

“A joke is never a joke if it is at the expense of another person's feelings”

— Heather Wolf

I try not to write jokes that are mean. I try my best to write jokes that are pretty universal and jokes that don't…

— Simon Rich

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

— Norman Wisdom

It's interesting to have the awkward moments play out, and the real human interactions. The more you cut that down, you lose the joke,…

— Nicholas Stoller