Jokes Quote by Brad Garrett Download Open image “My whole life, I've been telling jokes.” — Brad Garrett ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Life Whole Whole life
I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
The really funny moments you notice throughout your life are very seldom generated by one person telling a joke. — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt… — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
In standup, it's just you. You're your own writer, your own critic, your own director, and it's never the same. You really don't always… — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
Standup is really the only thing in the entertainment business that you do totally alone. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
The night I won the Emmy, I probably cried for three hours on and off. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
I'm the type of guy that feels pressure when I have to order dinner. I'm just that type of guy but that's my fuel.… — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
I think I'm better wired for television. I love variety as far as a project. I'm easily bored and the schedule of a television… — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
I feel very, very grateful. I'm a lucky guy, you need a lot of luck, and then when the cameras roll, you have to… — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should be at the top of our list. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
