Cliffs Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs.

— P. J. O'Rourke

People always say, "Could it have been a show about a conservative Republican administration?" No! Nobody wants to watch that! Watching Republicans flirt makes…

— Bradley Whitford

There are few things more amusing in the world of politics than watching moderate Republicans charging to the right in pursuit of greater glory.

— Mario Cuomo

I'm driving down the freeway the other day, on my way to Knott's Scary Farm probably, and I hear this report on NPR that…

— Cassandra Peterson

“My feeling toward Republicans is like my feeling about sharks: of course they're stupid and vicious. It's in their nature to be mindless, ravening…

— Tim Kreider

Getting on stage and screaming at all Republicans does nothing more than isolate people.

— Iliza Shlesinger

Republicans are people who, if you were drowning 50 feet from shore, would throw you a 25-foot rope and tell you to swim the…

— S. I. Hayakawa

I believed that lemmings really jump off of cliffs.

— Cassandra Peterson

Republicans just can't help themselves. They get in front of a live microphone and within a few sentences are rocketing down the swiftest and…

— Henry Rollins

“Just a short while ago the Republicans were objects of fear and hatred—now they’re just pathetic assholes. Barry took them to the paint and…

— Don Winslow

Have you noticed how the Republicans and Democrats try to copy each other at their conventions. Like at the Democratic convention John Kerry's daughter…

— Jay Leno

There's no better sight than when I look out from the speaker's rostrum and see a group of Republicans and Democrats who sit in…

— Sara Gideon