Clown Quote by Nick Offerman

Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't want to be jackass. You just pushed my jackass button.

— Bill Engvall

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you!" he called as she ran down the hall. "Love you, too, jackass!

— Rachel Caine

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

— Mark Twain

Because a jackass brays doesn't mean you have to take it to heart.

— Jeanne Phillips

I made some friends for life, the way I usually make them. Any jackass can be pleasant company, but if people help you when…

— Rick Bragg

That's where I'm comfortable - playing a jackass on the scene, rolling in with my pocket watch and my buffoon hairdo, with my shoes.

— Alan Tudyk

Every jackass going the roads thinks he has ideas.

— James Joyce

The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I've ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are geniuses. If…

— Louis C. K

Did you ever know that you're a jackass?

— Chris Jericho

Any jackass can talk about bombing Iran.

— Chris Matthews

All work and no play may make Jim a dull boy, but no work and all play makes Jim all kinds of a jackass.

— William Randolph Hearst