You know, even working actors can end up having a lot of spare time. And you can either go sit at the… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I think what makes so many other actors miserable is focusing completely on making other plans. They're obsessed with their haircut and… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I learned in my early years in the theater that I would never become the guy on top. I'll never create a… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
If I had to pick one form of acting, it would be live theater. That's where I started; that's where I became… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I've been working steadily as an actor since around 1998. I wasn't well known in the public, but I was a dependable… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Let's just say I can never be cast again after Ron Swanson. Then I have a life of theater and woodworking and… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I come from the theater, where I got into acting because I love transforming. I love nothing more than to be unrecognizable. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I worked a lot in Chicago's theater scene as a fight choreographer. And so I do have a lot of experience in… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
When I [first] went to university, I was doing foreign languages, because I had done them since I was 13 years old.… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
My education began in theater school, and it continues to this day. I just continued learning to be a better performer. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I worked a lot in Chicago's theater scene as a fight choreographer. And so I do have a lot of experience in stage combat… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I think that laziness in many ways is the human condition, and that's what has led us to this place where, as we've developed… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
“Of course, my fundamentals may not work for everyone. A beautiful aspect of the human race is our endless variety. Like maple leaves and… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
“Whatever the adversity, if a man is on hand to provide ease to a lady’s cause, I think he’s a shitheel if he stands… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I've learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn't do anybody any good. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I think that purity creates not only a higher level of artistic vision but a purer work ethic. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Auditioning for television shows - to find a guy who has a lot of experience as a laborer is a bit of an anomaly.… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
A lot of people find themselves in the entertainment business - or perhaps society steers them toward it - because they're beautiful. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
You know, even working actors can end up having a lot of spare time. And you can either go sit at the Starbucks and… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
![“When I [first] went to university, I was doing foreign languages, because I had done them since I was 13 years old. I had done French and German. I picked up Italian, just sort of blasted through the exams, [and then] took off overseas, because I wanted to be an actor. I thought, "I'm just not…” quote by Nick Offerman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/87b/nick-offerman-2326_academic_when-i-first-went-to-university-i-was-do_2190392.jpg)
