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“I’ve made myself as vulnerable as a man can make himself to a woman. It’s the same as if I just handed you a…

— Maya Banks

“There are things that man is not meant to interfere with, and the robust yet fragile temper of a woman is one of them.”

— youssef

“There are men, who can be turned on by a stiff breeze, but I cannot stop the wind, and it is wrong for a…

— Emily Dixon

“You can't just go around touching someone's butt uninvited and expect to walk away without the owner of that butt using your face to…

— Hajime Kanzaka

“Things are just put together wrong. There’s so much shit in the world a man’s gonna get in it sooner or later, whether he’s…

— Larry McMurtry

“I shall put a bold face on, and if I do feel weepy, he shall never see it. I suppose it is one of…

— Bram Stoker

“When a man finds this kind of woman, he will go all out for her knowing that she will not be a letdown.”

— Agu Jaachynma N.E

“An umbrella is a portable shelter. My penis is a portable people maker.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A man may fight the greatest enemy, take the longest journey, survive the most grievous wound -- and still be helpless in the hands…

— Brian Herbert

“The wisest of men know that to render an insult powerless, you often need only to embrace it.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“Men never know when things are dirty or not; women will have their little nonsenses and needless cares.”

— Jane Austen

“Being a wife to a man is like being a lid to a jar: if she doesn't fit, he'll simply try another lid.”

— A. Van Jordan