A lot of people find themselves in the entertainment business - or perhaps society steers them toward it - because they're beautiful. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
People are afraid that they're going to upset somebody on top, and so there's a real sense of, I've got to be… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
People keep referring to me as a standup, and that just doesn't sit well with me because a lot of my friends… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Not only do I recommend Wendell Berry to anyone who will talk to me for more than seven seconds, but I buy… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
It's irrelevant to me if other people know who I am. I'm just, I'm really happy. It calms me down, too. If… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Doing voice work is more like recording music that people are going to listen to. You're creating an oral experience using whatever… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I have a very healthy growth of both head and facial hair. People always want to attribute further superhuman powers to me.… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
When I hear young people today complain about being bored - and the things that keep them from being bored are generally… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I always call performing live "giving the people the medicine," because when you're engaged in it, you can feel the sort of… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
It's hard to swallow when people say, "Oh my God, you're a master of something." I say, "No, I'm actually a student… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Only when you get into TV and film, do people really want you to be a 'specialist'. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
If I put down my tweeter machine for a minute, I actually can communicate with people. As an aside, astonishingly, I just… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
There have been a few occurrences where people in restaurants have sent me a rasher of bacon, which I am not going… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
My family has schoolteachers and librarians, and I think people who teach are probably some of our greatest American heroes. Certainly, underpaid… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I became very interested [in philosophy] after attending the U.N. Conference on sustainable development in Brazil.I'm very concerned about climate change and… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I worked mostly in television drama for my first few years. I just kept guesting on NYPD Blues and CSI-like stuff, so… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I think it's fascinating that I receive attention for what people perceive to be a level of manliness or machismo, when amongst… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I just always had a penchant for performing for people.I'm a jackass clown. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I'm enjoying the opportunity that 'Parks And Recreation' affords me to exploit my own soapbox agenda, which is to try to encourage… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
The fact that I have a job that people even watch is an incredible gift. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I think the whole thing is kind of sad, honestly, in the same way that our civilization - particularly the consumers of… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I worked a lot in Chicago's theater scene as a fight choreographer. And so I do have a lot of experience in stage combat… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I think that laziness in many ways is the human condition, and that's what has led us to this place where, as we've developed… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
“Of course, my fundamentals may not work for everyone. A beautiful aspect of the human race is our endless variety. Like maple leaves and… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
“Whatever the adversity, if a man is on hand to provide ease to a lady’s cause, I think he’s a shitheel if he stands… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I've learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn't do anybody any good. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I think that purity creates not only a higher level of artistic vision but a purer work ethic. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Auditioning for television shows - to find a guy who has a lot of experience as a laborer is a bit of an anomaly.… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
A lot of people find themselves in the entertainment business - or perhaps society steers them toward it - because they're beautiful. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
You know, even working actors can end up having a lot of spare time. And you can either go sit at the Starbucks and… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
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