Bacon Quote by Nick Offerman

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon.

— Jane Velez-Mitchell

You had me at bacon..

— Tamika-leeigh

Went to Wendy's, ordered a Baconater... they forget the bacon... how the hell do you do that!?

— Anonymous

When I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as that.

— Paul McCartney

Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.

— George Carlin

Sometimes I feel like I've got my nose pressed up against the window of a bakery, only I'm the bread.

— Carrie Fisher

I don't know what would happen to me if I ate a bacon sandwich, but I'm just not interested.

— Ella Woodward

I smell bacon, I smell pork, Watch out piggies, I'll get the fork.

— Anonymous

I hate bacon. Everyone thinks I'm insane... maybe I am. I don't like it at all.

— Jillian Rose Reed

If I'm feeling crazy, I'll make some bacon because I'm obsessed with bacon.

— Devon Windsor

It really bugs me when people say I've had a nose job.

— Tulisa

I hope your bacon burns.

— Diana Wynne Jones