Funny Quote by Neil Simon Download Open image “All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny.” — Neil Simon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hostility Humor Two War War of the worlds World World war World war two
Comedy is tragedy revisited or hostility. It is mock hostility, of course, or it would be ugly; we would have a war. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should plant a… — Ron Dentinger Copy Share Image
Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
One of the real ways out of conflict is humour. It builds bridges; it's a weapon against rigid ideology, narrow thinking, intolerance. — Anthony McCarten Copy Share Image
“Humor is a passive form of terrorism, of resistance, and of pseudo-aggression that has less to do with changing the world than with mental… — Romain Gary Copy Share Image
Humor can inform and break down stigma, which is a huge issue in the military. — Garry Trudeau Copy Share Image
“Life is too hard to maintain a constantly serious outlook. You have to laugh at yourself and the world now and then―see humor in… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. It is correct to say that humor was stamped out in… — Ludwig Wittgenstein Copy Share Image
Humor is just making fun of a situation. But humor is what gets people through a lot of things. — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
Humor is a kind of emotional chaos told about calmly and quietly in retrospect.There is always a laugh in the utterly familiar. — Max Eastman Copy Share Image
Talent is the gift plus the passion - a desire to succeed so intense that no force on earth can stop it. — Neil Simon Copy Share Image
You get attached to the way you write, and I'm attached to notebooks. That's where I really write the plays. Just two or three… — Neil Simon Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling. — Neil Simon Copy Share Image
“Never have so many given so much for so long for so little for so few for so seldom.” — Neil Simon Copy Share Image
Don't listen to those who say, you taking too big a chance. Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor, and it would surely be… — Neil Simon Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all… — Neil Simon Copy Share Image
Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. — Neil Simon Copy Share Image
Evan Handler's new book is simply wonderful. He pulls you inside his life, and you come out his very close friend. — Neil Simon Copy Share Image
The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement...Of course, He could have built it to last longer but you can't have everything. — Neil Simon Copy Share Image
I don't like dating or just living with a woman. I like to create a relationship, a marriage. And almost all of my marriages… — Neil Simon Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
