Humorous Quote by Monica Merrill Mylet Download Open image ““I have a constant hungry bum. It's like my own venus fly trap”” — Monica Merrill Mylet ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous
“Do shut your mouth--you'll catch flies sitting there like that.” — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
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“There’s no more glorious appetite on this planet than that of the person who eats the food he grows and kills and catches. After” — Richard Horan Copy Share Image
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“flies can't help eatin' shit cause that's where their tastes lead 'em” — E.D. Lynnellen Copy Share Image
“Butterflies in your stomach. That was such a crappy metaphor. More like killer bees.” — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
“And that can never be a mistake--to fly instead of staying in the nest with all the poop and everything that's in there.” — Pema Chödrön Copy Share Image
“Amy! Sit correctly, you are wearing a dress...feet on the floor and your knees together girl...You are trying to catch a husband, not flies… — Amy Mah Copy Share Image
“I can’t fly with one wing. But I can’t go hungry either, and I already ate both the legs, the breasts, and the other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I was like a turd that drew flies instead of like a flower that butterflies and bees desired.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made that weird… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“Holy hell, Trev! What kind of move was that?” Trevor leaned over her with a big smile on his face. “You really thought I… — Cecilia Aubrey & Chris Almeida Copy Share Image
There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine.… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Shut up, you fool...Really. I’m running out of things to throw at you.” — K.M. Parr Copy Share Image
“There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to where his Bible sat on… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“Can you imagine life without the horror genre? There would be no monsters. Only a**holes.” — Michael A. Arnzen Copy Share Image
