Jokes Quote by Monica Lewinsky

Jokes about my surname aren't a big deal at all. In fact, that's what jokes are meant for - you laugh and then forget…

— Manushi Chhillar

I'm sure there are comedians who make jokes about me, but say something funny, not mean.

— Michael McIntyre

Of course my jokes are in poor taste, inappropriate, and confused; they reveal my lack of security. But that is because I have no…

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

It's fun to pick the worst jokes you can think of.

— Jim Norton

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking .

— Anna Torv

My name don't ever come up unless it's light, a joke, laughs behind it. I'm not saying it's all the way a bad thing,…

— Michael Beasley

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever.

— Hannibal Buress

I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and…

— Don Rickles

There Should Be A Certain Limit On the Kinds Of Jokes We Pop To Those Who Are Around Us. Some Jokes Are Lame,They Hurt,Kill…

— Sabelo Lan Mashabela

My act's not heavy on pop culture or stories, just lots of jokes.

— Judah Friedlander

I will make a joke about any of my family members, about me, about my wife, if I really thought that I'm doing it…

— Carlos Mencia

I use mother-in-law jokes, kid jokes, tax jokes - anything that works.

— Nipsey Russell