American express Quote by Milton Berle Download Open image “All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.” — Milton Berle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare American express Cards Littles Marriage My wife Valentine Valentine 's day Wanted Wife
“She opened the fridge and took out butter and eggs and left them on the worktop. She filled the cups of four muffin trays… — Roisin Meaney Copy Share Image
“As a young adult I became disenchanted with Valentine’s Day. I’d tell anyone who’d listen that Valentine’s Day was for rotten lovers to make… — Aaron Blaylock Copy Share Image
I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I'm not soppy-romantic. I don't buy Valentine's cards or any of that cheesy crap. — James May Copy Share Image
“What was that? Valentine's Day? Her heart gave a little skip at the thought, she had never spent it in a romantic way before,… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
What a mess! I can't believe I mixed up my Valentine cards. Now my girlfriend thinks I love her AND my wife thinks I… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Happy Valentine's Day to someone who raised me, loved me unconditionally, and made me almost capable of having a functional relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers,… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
“These young folks say they can't leave home without their American Express, but nowadays I can't leave home without my pistol. I ain't used… — Nikki Turner Copy Share Image
“We're not going to die. You're with me kiddo and it just happens I know a few survival skills." "Oh yeah right. Like carrying… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“The areas of the cortex responsible for attention and self-regulation develop in response to the emotional interaction with the person whom we may call… — Gabor Maté Copy Share Image
Whiteness in a racist, corporate-controlled society is like having the image of an American Express Cardstamped on one's face: immediately you are “universally accepted.” — Manning Marable Copy Share Image
“Before, she would have said, "I know," that peculiar American expression that professed agreement rather than knowledge” — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Copy Share Image
If you owe too much on American Express, and your Diner's Club notes are too hard, take a loan on your Visa, and pay… — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
I have long been a supporter of The Prince's Trust, and so when American Express asked me to launch 'Amex Be Inspired' and help… — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
It turns out that American Express honors recurring payments even if the vendor is unable to supply an accurate card number and expiration date.… — Barton Gellman Copy Share Image
I'm Kan, the Louis Vouitton don / Bought my mom purse, now she Louis Vuitton mom / Still might throw on a little low… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
“There was a time in my life when I did a fair bit of work for the tempestuous Lucretia Stewart, then editor of the… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
She gave me a false address, took off with my American Express, sunspot baby, sure had me way out guessed. — Bob Seger Copy Share Image
“The roots of 20th century American fundamentalism can be discerned in the confluence of these two streams of immigration, culture, and history. A unique… — Andrew Himes Copy Share Image
