Firsts Quote by Milton Berle Download Open image “Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.” — Milton Berle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare First Day Firsts Holiday Marriage Nice Valentine Valentine 's day Wife
I love Valentine's Day because it's a fun day to show not only your significant other some love, but also your girlfriends and close… — Tayshia Adams Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Valentines day, an excuse for guys to treat girls like princesses, even though that's how it should be everyday of the year... — Kylee Copy Share Image
Happy Valentine's Day to someone who raised me, loved me unconditionally, and made me almost capable of having a functional relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day for the kids. You know, they take their valentines to school and I like to see what they come home… — Sara Evans Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is a time a people expressed their love for one another, not only for couples but it can be a favorite pet,… — Chris Kings Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is a day of love which honestly love should be given, fulfilled and shown everyday not just one time out of a… — Telisa McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Valentines' a day of love,love, a gift from GOD.we should consider it a blessing,not only a feeling...people buy chocolates and flowers,other go on dates,but… — Jeramae Panabia Copy Share Image
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers,… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I always say there are two things to be successful. The first is decide exactly what you want - set your goals - and… — Brian Tracy Copy Share Image
My first ever job after college was as a flight attendant. I wanted to travel and could not afford it, so I decided to… — Jacqueline Winspear Copy Share Image
Since I worked with Danny Boyle before on Slumdog Millionaire, we have great success and everything. So, when I first got the script and… — A. R. Rahman Copy Share Image
You sort of can't talk about the post production unless you talk about what comes first. — Paul Greengrass Copy Share Image
I'm a business first and foremost so whatever my business is, it's separate from my personal. It's like whatever I do business wise, it's… — Snoop Dogg Copy Share Image
A man walks down the street. It's a street in a strange world. Maybe it's the third world. Maybe it's his first time around.… — Paul Simon Copy Share Image
I did not know that the planning for biological and chemical warfare was so widespread in England, and even in France before France fell.… — Nicholson Baker Copy Share Image
The biggest change for me as a mom was realizing I needed to put someone else before me. Now the hardest part about the… — Kim Alexis Copy Share Image
When I first started, my message was about joy, but I didn't really have the vocabulary and life experience to fully deliver it. — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
I'm very used to working with first time actors - you can just look back at 'E.T.' with Drew Barrymore, and Christian Bale from… — Steven Spielberg Copy Share Image
I have lifted my plane . . . for perhaps a thousand flights and I have never felt her wheels glide from the Earth… — Beryl Markham Copy Share Image
We need a system that serves our needs, not the needs of others. Remember, under a Trump administration it's called America first. Remember that. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image