Comedy Quote by Leslie Nielsen Download Open image ““Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.”” — Leslie Nielsen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Funny Humor Locksmith
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Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare. — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
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