Humorous Quote by Julian Barnes Download Open image ““wear flannel next to your skin, and never believe in eternal punishment.”” — Julian Barnes ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Believe Eternal Eternal Punishment Flannel Flannel Skin Humorous Inspirational Wear Flannel
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The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously. — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
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Alice Munro can move characters through time in a way that no other writer can. — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
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You put together two people who have not been put together before. Sometimes it is like that first attempt to harness a hydrogen balloon… — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
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