Funny Quote by Jerry Seinfeld Download Open image “People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public.” — Jerry Seinfeld ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love People
Nothing is allowed in public, while everything is permitted behind closed doors. — Shahin Najafi Copy Share Image
Horrible dates are when you're with people who are immature and can't really be comfortable in their own skin. — James Mercer Copy Share Image
I don't go on dates because... I know people are gonna see me. But if I had to pick the best place to go… — GloRilla Copy Share Image
People should be allowed to do whatever they want in the privacy of their own home or their own hotel room. — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
I think that the mistakes that anyone can make going on dates is probably not being themselves because you can only trick people for… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
Sometimes when you're playing certain festivals you're no' allowed to announce other dates, if you know what I mean? — Gerry Cinnamon Copy Share Image
Dates are always hard. You don't want to be too dressed up or too casual. — Lauren Conrad Copy Share Image
There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to… — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
We’re all trying to get to the same island, whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive in, it doesn’t matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need.… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Then, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I got the Superman Halloween costume. Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won't work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
