Crazy Quote by Jen Kirkman Download Open image “If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do.” — Jen Kirkman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Crazy Funny If i could Ifs Inspirational Love Money
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Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
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