Ifs Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved…

— Jeff Foxworthy

I'm a redneck.

— Billy Butler

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...your home has more miles on it than your car.

— Jeff Foxworthy