When you can impress your mom by saying you've been to someone's concert, you know you're pretty lame. — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar! — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
A good mother loves fiercely but ultimately brings up her children to thrive without her. — Erin Kelly Copy Share Image
I bet your mom would let me." -Pigeon, Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus- — Mo Willems Copy Share Image
So when your mom walks in, turn down the volume and act like you're doing your homework. — Willie D Copy Share Image
I cannot forget my mother. [S]he is my bridge. When I needed to get across, she steadied herself long enough for me… — Renita J. Weems Copy Share Image
Liberals want the government to be your Mommy. Conservatives want government to be your Daddy. Libertarians want it to treat you like… — Brandon Simpson Copy Share Image
You said your mom is the goddess of balance," I reminded him. "The minor gods deserve better, Ethan, but total destruction isn't… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
My mom is my hero. [She] inspired me to dream when I was a kid, so anytime anyone inspires you to dream,… — Tim McGraw Copy Share Image
If it shuffles like a zombie, stinks like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, make sure it isn't your mom, then… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
For all my love little monsters i am your mom you are my child in my hand i protect you like my… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
Drink your wine. Laugh from your gut. Burden your moments with thankfulness. Be as empty as you can be when that clock… — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
My mom called me up and said you almost had that one, moms are the greatest, you can't do wrong by your… — Joel Dreessen Copy Share Image
When you know your mom and dad are doing things that are not idyllic, as far as your desire to defer to… — Jason Bateman Copy Share Image
I think for many of us - speaking for just a pocket of the country - we trusted Obama. So when you… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
We break our huddle and Eight immediately transforms into one of his massive avatars. His handsome features melt away, replaced by the… — Pittacus Lore Copy Share Image
The world's a hard place, Danny. It don't care. It don't hate you and me, but it don't love us, either. Terrible… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Rule number one of anime," Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of his bed,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Every time you recall a memory, you're basically making another copy of it and at that same point it is susceptible to… — Pete Docter Copy Share Image
It's not our conditions, but our decisions that shape our lives. I truly believe that it's in your moments of decision that… — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
The next time you lose your momentum in daily life as you're chasing after God's best for you, don't give up and… — Steven Furtick Copy Share Image
But baseball was different... You stood and waited and tried to still your mind. When your moment came, you had to be… — Chad Harbach Copy Share Image
In our male-oriented God phase, it's always about conquering and control of life and death. This power leads to a kind of… — Andre Alexis Copy Share Image
My parents died a long time ago. And you know the sad thing? I still miss them every day. I spent my… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
My first big acting performance was in the Marilyn Monroe biography piece, and it required frontal nudity. I talked to Mira Sorvino,… — Ashley Judd Copy Share Image
I still don't really know what my style is. I like a lot of different kinds of comedy, I like watching it… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share Image
I think if you listen to our records, they come at different points in your life. When people say to me that… — Torquil Campbell Copy Share Image
I want you to think back to when you were a kid. Remember the day you learned you could burn ants with… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
The examen is a form of personal inventory. At day’s end, spend time in prayerful reflection on your day: your comings and… — Mark Buchanan Copy Share Image