Food Quote by Jay Blades

I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle…

— Ilona Andrews

There was a kid that used to pick on me... he used to drop my food and beat me up in little corners. Nothing…

— Brendon Urie

I couldn't get away with Halloween pranks 'cause my parents owned the health food store. So, it was so easy to bust me. I…

— Arj Barker

When someone gives you food out of nowhere, the first thing you say is, 'What did you do to it?'

— Anonymous

I lived in small town out in the desert and my friend used to steal his mom's car in the middle of the night.…

— Mark Hoppus

It's craziness to see yourself as damaged goods, so I was the goofy kid who'd stop a strange adult and say, 'Do you know…

— James L. Brooks

Anyway, I lived on the streets and did pretty good until I got caught stealing, what was it? I kicked in a restaurant window,…

— Gregory Corso

“I regarded the pumpkin thief's worst nightmare: splotchy coat, tattered ears, sleeping death rattle. "He gums robbers to death?" I asked. "What if they…

— Joan Bauer

Every day at about four o'clock, I would go up to a farmhouse - or whatever kind of house was around - and knock…

— Pam Houston

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

— W. C. Fields

Once, at Thanksgiving, a neighbor wandered in while my cousin Lisa worked on a turkey, shearing meat off its frame and sliding the steaming…

— Jenna Wortham

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his…

— Bill Cosby