Pancakes Quote by W. C. Fields

“The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.”

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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.

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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

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If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.

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I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.

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My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

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Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew.

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A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.

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All my available funds are completely tied up in cash.

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Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.

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I don't really like the whole pancake look.

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Someone who eats pancakes and jam can't be so awfully dangerous. You can talk to him.

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Ruth hadn't talked to my sister since before my death, and then it was only to excuse herself in the hallway at school. But she'd seen Lindsey walking home with Samuel and seen her smile with him. She watched as my sister said yes to pancakes and no to everything else. She had tried to imagine herself being my sister…

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