Craziness Quote by James L. Brooks

One of the people I lived with was a bit naughty and would steal our food. You would see him with the cornflakes box…

— Jay Blades

I seriously think I could have sat in the middle of the kitchen floor rubbing two sticks together over a pile of dynamite blocks…

— Jordan Sonnenblick

I wanted to own a junk yard as a child, you know. I used to smash cars and think, 'Oh, my God, there's been…

— John Waters

I had these couple of hippie guy friends who were super broke and living in the attic of somebody's house and they were like,…

— Cassandra Peterson

Sal and I were in the mall just shopping, and we're walking through this retail store and little old lady goes 'NO! You're not…

— Joe Gatto

When I get down to my last dime I'll just walk over to skid row." "There are some real weirdos down there." "They're everywhere.

— Charles Bukowski

One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it,…

— Steven Wright

I was walkin' 'round in my crib last night and said, "Damn, I wanna rob myself"

— Plies

Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of the stairs, and my parents would roar with laughter. "That's what you get…

— David Sedaris

I'd just gotten a new car and it ran out of gas, so I was stranded in the middle of Hollywood. I called this…

— Alison Brie

At the age of two-and-a-half, I was run down by a truck. I had gone rogue in the house while my mother was bathing…

— Trudie Styler

It might be a shock to see me, but that's no reason for people to act crazy, and it doesn't give them license to…

— Prince