Old Quote by Joe Gatto

“He slowed down at Santa Monica Boulevard, edging around a bedraggled old lady who wore a pink Afro wig and a long skirt dragging…

— Mar Preston

“It's so funny because I haven't set foot in a grocery store in years, you know. And that's so embarrassing...I kept going, 'What's this?'…

— Janet Jackson

“On the way out I pass another sales clerk. She’s a bit older and rather on the chubby side. As I’m about to push…

— Edward Trimnell

I once overheard the sweetest old woman behind me on a train tell her adorable old husband as he scoffed down a ham sandwich…

— Dane Cook

I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr., and I…

— Freddie Prinze, Jr

When kids run up to me and ask, 'What happened?' I just lean over and whisper, 'Cigarettes.' And once I was in a car…

— Nick Vujicic

“I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high…

— Tara Gilesbie

As we drove uptown, I spotted a Kmart on a corner,with its familiar red sign.I cleared my throat."Wait. Can we stop for a minute?"…

— Anonymous

Once I was walking from The Mercer in New York - because otherwise I don't walk anywhere - and this woman paparazzo who was…

— Kate Moss

“We straighten , bu our snickering is barely contained as we attempt to focus our attention on a picture of a discarded Coke can.…

— Stephanie Perkins

I was at a restaurant in Glasgow, and I was walking down the stairs. A woman passed me and said, 'Oh my God, what…

— Caitriona Balfe

“You slut, sitting there in black and white like some high-heeled slag. I saw you out with OK! magazine last night! Where's your travel…

— Rich Fulcher