Old lady Quote by Mar Preston

“Would you believe I was in the neighborhood?” “No." “Well, how about that I needed to see you.” “Why? Did one of my neighbors…

— Leslie Parrish

“The crowd watched. 'Sir?' said the cop. 'Can you please answer the crazy woman so we can all go home?”

— Kristan Higgins

“She noticed that the man at the table next to her, in his sixties, was watching her. Clearly, he’d caught the show. “Well, he…

— Julie James

Sal and I were in the mall just shopping, and we're walking through this retail store and little old lady goes 'NO! You're not…

— Joe Gatto

“She was sitting on the floor, naked, in a skitter of green bills. Beyond her was the custodian, still simpering in death. She was…

— Elliott Chaze

“It says here she held up a Frito-Lay truck?” “Apparently she was on that no-carbohydrate diet, got her period and snapped when she saw…

— Janet Evanovich

“One of the police found a garden chair that I could stand on and they eyed me suspiciously as I tried to slide through…

— Tom Reynolds

“I did the only thing I could. I said the dumbest thing any man has ever said to a woman, “Yeah, it’s just me…

— Amanda Hamm

“go look in the storage room, or she could call the police.  She had heard of women who panicked over a little noise, then…

— Elizabeth Sherry

“I walked a block on rubbery knees, feeling the way I did the time a van clipped my bike and sent me reeling into…

— Melissa Albert

“I strolled into a downtown parking garage, wearing a black pantsuit and matching heels. I’d pulled my dark, chocolate-brown hair up into a high,…

— Jennifer Estep

“My mother was in the bathtub crying and I was standing outside the door waiting, just in case she decided to slip her head…

— Eula Biss