Funny Quote by Jack Handey

I like to think of myself as a pirate and you're just walking that person out on the plank. And then you pull them…

— Bob Johnson

There is more treasure in books than in all the pirates' loot on Treasure Island...

— Walt Disney

There's nothing in the world like buried treasure-and people hungry and obsessed enough to risk their lives for it. Pirate Hunters isn't just a…

— Brad Meltzer

“You look like a really well-dressed pirate carting around an ugly treasure chest.”

— J.D. Robb

It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they…

— Jack Handey

I don't wanna be a Pirate!!!!

— Jerry Seinfeld

There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate's loot on Treasure Island.

— Walt Disney

When I was about five, I think, I desperately wanted to be a pirate and have the hat and everything.

— Keira Knightley

I never thought I'd ever do a pirate bar, to be honest with you.

— Jon Taffer

“(Picture of a pirate standing on a treasure chest) It's not about the chest, it's all about the booty.”

— Jarod Kintz

There's very little admirable about being a pirate. There's very little functional about a pirate. There's very little real about a pirate.

— Will Oldham

I have more respect for somebody who points at his ideal - in this case, the ideal of the pirate - and then becomes…

— Will Oldham