Deep thought Quote by Jack Handey

Most of us don't need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

— Anonymous

I expect most psychiatrists have a patient or two they'd like to refer to me.

— Thomas Harris

“The worst psychiatrist is the one who is a psycho.”

— Tamerlan Kuzgov

Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.

— Anonymous

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.

— Kathy Lette

I'm inclined to believe you need the psychiatrist.

— Ray Bradbury

Beware of the man who denounces psychiatrists; / he is afraid.

— Erica Jong

I think people who go to a psychiatrist ought to have their heads examined.

— Jane Ace

“We don't call them inmates,' Molly said, quoting one of the psychiatrists.'We call them patients.”

— Dean Koontz

I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm not treating patients.

— John Malkovich

I am convinced that nine out of every ten persons seeing a psychiatrist do not need one. They need someone who will love them…

— Paul Tournier

Although I've never been to a psychiatrist, I think I've probably been analyzed as much as any person in the United States.

— Soupy Sales