Administrators Quote by Jack Handey

College mostly makes people like bladders-just good for nothing but t'hold the stuff as is poured into 'em.

— George Eliot

“In Leipzig [in the 14th century], the university found it necessary to promulgate a rule against throwing stones at the professors. As late as…

— Leonard Mlodinow

Students can publish their views in college newspapers. They can print pamphlets and hand them out at student unions or even on campus walkways.…

— Norah Vincent

College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink.

— Chuck Palahniuk

My first exposure to sanitation issues occurred when I got admission into an engineering college. They probably didn't want to admit me and informed…

— Sudha Murty

“Many millennials...feel “unsafe” if someone they disagree with speaks at an event they don’t have to attend on their campus....they’re trying to figure out…

— John Hawkins

“Asking how astronauts go to the bathroom is one of the most common questions put during NASA or space museum outreach sessions. To cope…

— Rose George

I worked throughout college cleaning toilets, toilets in the dorms of students that I had to see in class the next day.

— Ruben Gallego

You learn a lot about people when you're sitting on their bathroom floor or on their toilet seat, rifling through their stuff.

— Emily Weiss

Maybe everyone is a little too reassuring that things are going to be OK to college graduates. It gives them a false sort of…

— Peter Dinklage

With the growth of Harvard from a small provincial college into a great University, a unique paranoia has swept the ranks of local officialdom,…

— J. Anthony Lukas

As students, it's important that irrespective of whatever you are doing, you educate yourself, as that gives you certain standing in public.

— Manushi Chhillar