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“I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little bits of cheese? They probably break down into their various gases before they even hit.” quote by Jack Handey
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“I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little bits of cheese? They probably break down into their various gases before they even hit.”

Jack Handey

About This Quote

Source Comedy Sketch: The Jack Handey Book of Random Thoughts, 1995

Throwing objects from great heights is dangerous; small items like cheese may disperse harmlessly but still pose risks.

In simple terms: Even tiny things can be hazardous when dropped from heights.

Key Takeaway

Consider safety before any high‑altitude experiment.

Themes

safety physics humor

Mood

playful ironic cautionary

Type

humorous satirical

When to use this quote

  • urban legend testing
  • science demos
  • public safety campaigns

Key Concepts

risk assessment gravity decomposition

Questions to Reflect On

  • What are the real consequences of dropping objects from tall buildings?
  • Is humor a valid excuse for risky behavior?
A Different Perspective

The joke ignores legal and ethical concerns of littering and potential harm.

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