Humor Quote by J.P. Patches Download Open image ““You can't make shark fin soup without water”” — J.P. Patches ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Water
“Sometimes you can get a shark to eat itself if you fill the water with enough blood.” — Shane Kuhn Copy Share Image
“There is no such thing as a man-eating shark, only shark-eating men exist.” — Melissa Haynes Copy Share Image
“Sharks are so stupid. They swam right up to the boat, and they couldn’t even tell that I was chumming the water with ketchup,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“When I’m in the ocean, I swim alone, because I’m a shark-eating man. I’m also a man-eating man, though to be fair I thought… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I famously tasted shark fin soup many, many years ago before we understood exactly what was going on with the harvesting of sharks. I've… — Andrew Zimmern Copy Share Image
“Life is good but sometimes you have to swim through frigid shark-infested waters with weights chained to your waist to get there.” — George Moser Nine Lives Copy Share Image
“If you swim with sharks, make sure you have the appetite of a whale.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“Sharks don't kill because they're poor, criminal, insane, or repressed. A shark kills because it's a shark.” — Barry B. Longyear Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
