Damsel in distress Quote by Vivian French

“Water is water.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“But since soup mainly involves tossing everything in a pot and waiting, it's one of my better dishes.”

— Suzanne Collins

“This is water.”

— David Foster Wallace

“Can you use this for soup?”

— Brendon Small

“Was it wife soup and husband soup on the Other Side? Or was it simply soup?”

— Tom Robbins

“He wouldn't call a glass of water half full or half empty; he'd assume it was poisoned and run away. ”

— Michael Reisman

“Did you mix the flour with water before you added it?” Water? Martha didn’t say anything about water. That bitch.”

— Emma Chase

“We are talking about a programme which claims that ‘processed foods do not contain water’, possibly the single most rapidly falsifiable statement I’ve seen…

— Ben Goldacre

“I am greedy with water. I made your apology tea dry. I’m sorry. You might try snorting it out of the bag.”

— Jarod Kintz

“In my book, water was only good for one thing...when I remember what that is, I'll let you know.”

— Anonymous

“I set the coffee aside and got a cup of water instead. I could never see why people drank that stuff. It tasted like…

— Brandon Sanderson

“Mother is water.”

— Suzy Kassem