Programming Quote by Ben Goldacre

“Everything I learned in school, mixed together with water and chicken broth, isn’t worth the soup served at a soup kitchen. I was a…

— Jarod Kintz

“REGARD NONTRADITIONAL FOODS WITH SKEPTICISM”

— Michael Pollan

“Correct me if I'm wrong," said the bat, "but would the main ingredient of water soup be water?”

— Vivian French

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.

— Jay Leno

“Can you use this for soup?”

— Brendon Small

“I can't believe that humans once considered what food was healthy based on the moisture of it. Dry Good, Wet Bad. Weird.”

— Christopher D. Votey

“But since soup mainly involves tossing everything in a pot and waiting, it's one of my better dishes.”

— Suzanne Collins

“Nothing says I love you like processed food.”

— Rachel Balducci

“Did you know you can drink food? It’s true! It’s called soup, and I eat it with a fork. I’m as efficient as the…

— Jarod Kintz

“can’t digest food unless it has some E. coli in it for flavor. All this nutrition nonsense is horseshit.”

— Johnny Shaw

Of all the items on the menu, soup is that which exacts the most delicate perfection and the strictest attention.

— Auguste Escoffier

Soup is probably a way associated with screwing you outside of a meal.

— Jay Leno