“I saw myself as a knight-errant...but the damsel in distress stabbed me in the back, my sword shattered on the dragon's hide, and my grail turned out to be the bottom of a whiskey bottle.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Worship Me Like the Goddess I Am or There Will Be Some Serious Smiting." Jubilee” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Don’t you dare try to out-gloom me. I’m the only one here entitled to indulge in deep dark existential brooding.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“He has also worked as a shop assistant, bicycle-repair mechanic, journalist, actor, eccentric dancer, and mail-order bride. He has never worked for MI5. Don’t… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Families – can’t live with them – can’t take them down to the river and drown them all in sacks.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“I am the scalpel that cuts out infection, and the heartbreak that makes men wiser.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“You’re the only man I know who makes the sign of the cross when confronted with broccoli.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Every day there’s something which makes me think ‘I’d better ask Dad about that, I wonder what Mother would say…’ and then I remember,… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Never look back,” I said wisely. “All you’ll ever see are lost opportunities creeping up on you with bad intent.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“I’m exempt from anything I damned will feel like on the grounds that I’ll kick anyone’s ass who says otherwise.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
We are in the dark places of the earth," said Madman. "Where all the ancient and most dangerous secrets are kept. There are Old Things down here, sleeping all around us, in the earth and in the living rock, and in the spaces between spaces. Keep your voices down. Some of these old creatures sleep but lightly, and even their… — Simon R. Green Copy Share
